Mitch Hedberg

Mitch Hedberg.  I thought of him today as I tweeted “How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?” but I can’t find a G rated version of that particular joke online.

This actually happened.

Ben: I have no idea how to potty train. I wouldn’t even know where to start.
Jacq: Me neither.
Ben: I mean, I know how to house train a dog, so it’s probably pretty similar…
Jacq: What, are you going to rub his face in it?
Ben: (laughing) If it works…